Chapter Two There Is Nothing In This Box!

holy sock puppet in a sausage factory Corneal, I was wondering what that hissing sounds was, I wasn't too sure if it was  gonna be a creeper or some sort of random spider falling on our heads, urgh!  Corneal replied Ace seriously I think you have been playing minecraft way too much, there is nothing In the real world that can do that sort of things well maybe snakes but they don't explode, well...not from what I know of that is. Well if you say so Corneal, then I muttered under my breath, I still think they are around here I know it, I shall find one, and tame it! yes my master plan is coming together! hmm, these blocks don't get any lighter. *sigh* now come on Ace put your back into it you need the workout for sure. Again I ignored Corneal's cheeky remarks, one more push and...then Corneal looked at me like I was some sort of alien from another planet he sniffed and said, Ace, did you just fart? dear god man we are in a enclosed space!

heh, sorry must have been the kraft dinna I had earlier, damn it was some good cheese. then as I turned to view the rest of the room a pile of rock and rubble was in the corner of the room, I felt my heart in my throat, I knew what I must do so I took a deep breath and shouted, HEY CORNEAL! LOOK STONE! WHERE'S MY PIX AXE! I was born to do this baby! then as I lifted my axe I felt the power, and
all the skills I have learned from the many hours of playing minecraft

So Corneal, do you think Minecraft is pointless now? I have no idea what you would do without me, he looked at me and folded his arms, *sigh* very well done Ace, I assume you know how to push things? so then this little pressure pad should open this door, I looked around again, erm, I thought the door was gonna open but I think you broke the brick wall, and holy pork chops it’s a creeper!!! nahhh!!, then I hid behind Corneal so the creeper wouldn't attack me, but I was wrong. *Chill out Ace you little nutter, I think it is another area, I am so  intrigued! we must enter, and seriously the statues are not creepers, right you pull this one while I'll push this, I feel there is something behind these. Finally I said after taking a deep breath, they where freaking heavier then the last one, and what the? a magical mystery box oh I wonder what secrets are hidden in here, and..erm Corneal there isn’t much in here apart from this grey ball thing, it could be another
clue, sir we are one step closer to finding the cheerios!

brilliant Ace! great news, and I think I have found some food for us to eat, I have no idea what it is but, it is food I know for sure, well looking at the crap that you eat I am thinking that this is the best for you. I walked out of the room with a grin on my face and saying yep sure Corneal you keep saying that, I caught my eye on something else, and as I put my hand in to the dark hole I was thinking to myself, damn I hope no freaking spiders come and eat my hand off, this is my doing hand, I can not be Ace Foxtura with just one hand it's insane. *Moments later I was just rumbling around in the hole trying to find something but all I found was a switch and hey presto! the door lock broke, I would like to thank my amazing brain power again  for that, I shouted Corneal just to say I opened the door, I really do wonder what he has been doing in that room all on his own, it's like the time when I found that mysterious email on the computer oh the dirty buggar! 

I'm coming Ace I am coming and wow, it looks like some sort of pool, I wonder what's at the bottom of it. Then I push Corneal out of the way and said, stand aside fool, let Foxtura sort this out, and besides, I feel a bit stinky. *I took a step on top of the pool and looked down at it, I took a deep breath and jumped for dear life

as I was getting deeper down in the pool, it seemed to get darker and darker, I felt a bit freaked out when I started to see a few odd colours, hmm I think Corneal is right about the food I eat, damn kraft dinna and curly fries are damn good, I was hoping that I would reach the surface soon as I was needing to breath, but this damn tunnel was so long is was crazy, wait hang on, then at that split second I popped out of the water, *I then took a large and heavy deep breath, THANK BLOODY GOD! and where the heck am I?
as I crawled out of the pool I saw another chest, being a curious little fox I wanted to have a look inside, and wow it is such a creaky
box and *GASP*

meanwhile back on the other side Corneal was feeling a bit hungry, *hmm, I wonder what the hell is taking Ace so long, I wonder if he is dead  *moments later bubbles appeared from the pool again, *huge gasp* bloody hell, I will never get used to that, *Ace! your alive what took you so long? *sigh, well for a start the tunnel was pretty long and I thought I was gonna die from the lack of air, then I caught my eye on something I think it is another key. *hmm interesting Ace, damn you looked really pooped here have something to eat it will do you good, *the hell? is this the cake type thing you found in that chest?  bloody hell Corneal I thought you were better. But still I can't turn any food down, I wonder what it tastes like

 and so as I had my terrific meal, we headed into the other room, it appears that it was the exit, and the star key was out way out of here, as we left the building me and Corneal sat down as had a meeting, So what have we found as myself and Corneal sat on the ground, I pull out of my pocket the strange round thing, Corneal looked at me and said, Ace I really think you hit the ice on this one, I do believe this is
a brilliant piece of work, I looked at him with a cheerful smile, yes I have to agree, just by my knowledge I think it is a fossilized cheerio, dating back to the early 1400's, Ace, Corneal whispered, I do believe your right, well done but we must crack on the night is closing in.

what will happen next? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Ace Foxtura Food Detective!