Monday 5 September 2011

Chapter Four:- The Case Is Closed

and so i made my way to the door, damn i thought i'd never get through. and my god just look at how much sand and dust there is here, not surprised that Corneal didn't pass out from it all, most of it went up into my eyes and nose, uhhh, not a great feeling i can tell you that, but anyway we made our way into the pyramid, and it was pretty big, kinda like the tardis but, not blue, i'm not complaining though there is plenty of stuff in here to discover, and Jinkies, two rooms, so what happens next? well me and Corneal knocked our heads together, not literately but i am sure you know what i mean, so i took the left room while Corneal took the right

Corneal thought i was going insane, he thought i might kill myself, pfft don't be stupid i am a full grown man, well i am 19 years old, heh still a teenager, but i know what i am doing, i think. and so anyway we went our separate ways, the first thing that caught my eye was another pile of rubble oh, Minecraft how i love you!

*Moments Later*

wait...what the? another room? and stairs? wow by jingo! i am so gonna see what's down here! well this stuff can come in handy, once i collected stuff from that area i found another staircase and hmm, money might pay off my debt from the slinky, heh everyone is happy!

*CREEEEEEEEKK*


wait what the hell was that? can't be this...this..thing, can it? i wonder what's inside it?
O__O Hello? oh good nothing...phew, thought i was gonna be a goner then, hmm i wonder what this little bit of rubble leads me too?


*Meanwhile Corneal was doing some searching for himself*

Hmm, i wonder what's down here, i can feel some sort of button type thing, i wonder what it does. "and just at the second Corneal heard stone rumbling and crumbling, he turned around and saw a stair case forming, where could this lead him he thought, he didn't waste any time and just rushed down the stairs

Well, sighed Corneal, there isn't much down here is there? but to his surprise something was sparkling something that couldn't be ignored. Corneal's eye widen (thats if he had any) to the gold mystic thing he held in his hands, it started to speak to him, but at that point Corneal thought he was going insane so he listened again.

When all of a sudden he heard a confused yelp from Foxtura

CORNEAL!? i thought you was over there or something, how did i end up here? why do i hear funny voices? "Calm down Ace! this golden nugget is trying to tell me something. Golden Nugget? said a puzzled chap, golden nuggets are delicious! add a bit of milk and you have a fantastic breakfast! maybe add some cheerios too hmm nomnomnom...

then from out of the blue Ace's conversation was cut off the golden nugget was talking

SILENCE! DO YOU WISH TO SEEK THE TRUTH?

Ace poked his nose into the golden nugget and said with a cheeky tone, "Yarp  you tasty little thang you ;)

SHUT UP! SO YOU SEEK THE TRUTH OF THE MISSING CHEERIOS, MANY YEARS AGO THIS  TEMPLE....

I thought this was a pyramid interrupted Ace

DOES THIS KID SHUT UP?  THIS TEMPLE BELONGS TO FIKRY AMEEN ONCE EVERY BLUE MOON  HE TURNS ON HIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH MACHINE AND BEEMS ALL OF THE CHEERIOS IN THE LAND AWAY TO A FAR OUT PLANET

How can he do such a thing? you must tell us where this man is, we need to track him down...

then all of a sudden the golden nugget blasted out a bright white light, brighter than its golden glow. Once the  white light cleared Ace and Corneal found themselves out side a home, Corneal caught his eye on the name on the wall, it was the Ameen residents, the pair walked to the door and pressed the doorbell.

Ace, i hope our Arabic is good enough.

   
Shush! someone is coming! make sure you put your best accent on! 

*A young woman walked outside to greet them, Ace...got confused on what language he was about to speak, the young woman shook his hand and said

مرحبا يا سيدي ، كيف يمكنني مساعدتك؟
(Hello Sir, how can i help you?)

Hallo liebe jeune femme
(Hello dear young woman)

all of a sudden Ace felt a sharp pain from the back of his head, Corneal just slapped him, trying to knock some sense, Corneal took over avoiding any mess ups

نعم، آسف يا صديقي حول هنا يحصل الخلط هو مع بعض اللغات آمل كنت لا تمانع
(yes, sorry about my friend here, he gets confused with some languages i hope you don't mind)

لا تقلق أي ضرر! فكيف يمكنني مساعدتك اثنين؟
(don't worry no harm done! So how can i help you two?)

آه، نعم نحن نبحث عن امين السيد، ولقد قال انه يعيش هنا.
(Ah, yes we are looking for a Mr Ameen, we have been told he lives here.)

نعم يفعل، فهو زوجي وأعطي لك الحصول عليه، لماذا لا تأتي في؟
(Yes he does, he is my husband, i shall get him for you, why not come in? )

so Ace and Corneal made their way into the family home and waited for Mr Ameen. Moments later...

آه أيها السادة، كيف يمكنني مساعدتك؟
(ah gentlemen, how can i help you? )

مرحبا امين السيد، ونحن نقوم من انكلترا Buttonville ونود أن أسألك بضعة أسئلة حول المفقودين تشيريوس
(hello Mr Ameen, we we are from Buttonville England and we would like to ask you a few questions about the missing cheerios )

يا أنت من انكلترا؟ هذا هو لذيذ للتو! أنا فقط مجرد الحب وثقافتك لهجة! لدي شهادة في اللغة الإنجليزية! نعم ولكن ما هي الأسئلة التي لديك بالنسبة لي
(oh you're from England? that is just delicious! i just simply love your culture and accent! i have a degree in English language! But yes what questions do you have for me)


all of a sudden Ace jumped into the conversation, "So! I am afraid we have to take you to our local station Sir and talk there, Please! cried Ameen! i don't want to go to jail! i have a wife and child they need me more than anything else! "Ace put his hand on Ameen's shoulder, we only want answers, now come there are people waking up to empty bowls this morning this needs to be sorted

 
*Authors Note*

i am very sorry for the long wait for chapter four of Ace Foxtura, i have had a very busy summer, when i got busy i wanted to play games and chat, then i got busy again and so the cycle continued i only had a bit of time to write in my chitter chatter blog, also my time was consumed by learning hebrew, so i tried writing a bit more for this chapter and i hope you all like it. Take Care!

Rachel

Thursday 28 July 2011

Chapter Three:- What Now Sherlock?

so as we made our way back to the base camp i visited a local store, i wanted to go and get something to remember my time here, heh i thought i'd never find anything like this any more. Better hide it from Corneal if he finds out that i have been spending some of the gold coins he'd have my head, and so as we both settled down in the house, we had a mini meeting, talking about what will happen next, where are we going to go. "So Corneal, what's gonna happen next? where are we needed?, Corneal just stared into mid air and said, "the only place i believe where the theft could be is...*i interrupted i thought this was a great idea* Corneal! he must be in Canada! "Ace don't be daft, judging by the cheerio artefact, he must be in north Egypt. *When i heard that all i could do is stand and gasp, "how on earth did you get Egypt from something like this? i cried, Corneal smiled and laughed, how in god's name does this artefact look like a Cheerio? but still you are very close, now come on we better be going to the airport. CORNEAL! wait, there is still one more thing i must do before i go.... 


  ISN'T THIS INCREDIBLE? LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF A RECORD! EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY!! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY!! SLINKY SLINKY!! GO SLINKY GO!♪ NO!! God! it was right there!! *Please Ace i don't mean to ruin your fun but we must get to the plane now, it leaves within a hour. "sigh, oh no how selfish of me, lets go and do the things that you want to do....


a few hours on the plane we made our way to Egypt, and my goodness there was more sand here then the seaside at mablethorpe, i just want to get down there and make some epic sand castles! 


Moments later we where at our base camp and Corneal wasn't looking too good, i asked if he was alright, he turned to me and said he was sweating like a roast chicken in an oven. He went to get changed and put some fresh and light clothes on.


So Ace what do you think of my new outfit? "again like before i held in my laugh and said the nicest thing possible, but judging to Corneal expression i don't think he wasn't too pleased, i hope it just goes over his head i can't deal with a miserable old man for the rest of the trip.


right then Foxtura off to our first location, we shall be going to one of the smallest pyramids here, Ah good idea, i am getting a strong feeling from it, but i hope it explains my question, and get this scum in jail!  


and so we have arrived to the pyramid, and i must admit it is tiny compared to the other two standing before it, i am just thinking to myself, how in earth are we going to get into it?




Stay Tuned to what happened next with Foxtura and Confetti!

Thursday 14 July 2011

Chapter Two There Is Nothing In This Box!

holy sock puppet in a sausage factory Corneal, I was wondering what that hissing sounds was, I wasn't too sure if it was  gonna be a creeper or some sort of random spider falling on our heads, urgh!  Corneal replied Ace seriously I think you have been playing minecraft way too much, there is nothing In the real world that can do that sort of things well maybe snakes but they don't explode, well...not from what I know of that is. Well if you say so Corneal, then I muttered under my breath, I still think they are around here I know it, I shall find one, and tame it! yes my master plan is coming together! hmm, these blocks don't get any lighter. *sigh* now come on Ace put your back into it you need the workout for sure. Again I ignored Corneal's cheeky remarks, one more push and...then Corneal looked at me like I was some sort of alien from another planet he sniffed and said, Ace, did you just fart? dear god man we are in a enclosed space!


heh, sorry must have been the kraft dinna I had earlier, damn it was some good cheese. then as I turned to view the rest of the room a pile of rock and rubble was in the corner of the room, I felt my heart in my throat, I knew what I must do so I took a deep breath and shouted, HEY CORNEAL! LOOK STONE! WHERE'S MY PIX AXE! I was born to do this baby! then as I lifted my axe I felt the power, and
all the skills I have learned from the many hours of playing minecraft

So Corneal, do you think Minecraft is pointless now? I have no idea what you would do without me, he looked at me and folded his arms, *sigh* very well done Ace, I assume you know how to push things? so then this little pressure pad should open this door, I looked around again, erm, I thought the door was gonna open but I think you broke the brick wall, and holy pork chops it’s a creeper!!! nahhh!!, then I hid behind Corneal so the creeper wouldn't attack me, but I was wrong. *Chill out Ace you little nutter, I think it is another area, I am so  intrigued! we must enter, and seriously the statues are not creepers, right you pull this one while I'll push this, I feel there is something behind these. Finally I said after taking a deep breath, they where freaking heavier then the last one, and what the? a magical mystery box oh I wonder what secrets are hidden in here, and..erm Corneal there isn’t much in here apart from this grey ball thing, it could be another
clue, sir we are one step closer to finding the cheerios!

brilliant Ace! great news, and I think I have found some food for us to eat, I have no idea what it is but, it is food I know for sure, well looking at the crap that you eat I am thinking that this is the best for you. I walked out of the room with a grin on my face and saying yep sure Corneal you keep saying that, I caught my eye on something else, and as I put my hand in to the dark hole I was thinking to myself, damn I hope no freaking spiders come and eat my hand off, this is my doing hand, I can not be Ace Foxtura with just one hand it's insane. *Moments later I was just rumbling around in the hole trying to find something but all I found was a switch and hey presto! the door lock broke, I would like to thank my amazing brain power again  for that, I shouted Corneal just to say I opened the door, I really do wonder what he has been doing in that room all on his own, it's like the time when I found that mysterious email on the computer oh the dirty buggar! 



I'm coming Ace I am coming and wow, it looks like some sort of pool, I wonder what's at the bottom of it. Then I push Corneal out of the way and said, stand aside fool, let Foxtura sort this out, and besides, I feel a bit stinky. *I took a step on top of the pool and looked down at it, I took a deep breath and jumped for dear life

as I was getting deeper down in the pool, it seemed to get darker and darker, I felt a bit freaked out when I started to see a few odd colours, hmm I think Corneal is right about the food I eat, damn kraft dinna and curly fries are damn good, I was hoping that I would reach the surface soon as I was needing to breath, but this damn tunnel was so long is was crazy, wait hang on, then at that split second I popped out of the water, *I then took a large and heavy deep breath, THANK BLOODY GOD! and where the heck am I?
as I crawled out of the pool I saw another chest, being a curious little fox I wanted to have a look inside, and wow it is such a creaky
box and *GASP*

meanwhile back on the other side Corneal was feeling a bit hungry, *hmm, I wonder what the hell is taking Ace so long, I wonder if he is dead  *moments later bubbles appeared from the pool again, *huge gasp* bloody hell, I will never get used to that, *Ace! your alive what took you so long? *sigh, well for a start the tunnel was pretty long and I thought I was gonna die from the lack of air, then I caught my eye on something I think it is another key. *hmm interesting Ace, damn you looked really pooped here have something to eat it will do you good, *the hell? is this the cake type thing you found in that chest?  bloody hell Corneal I thought you were better. But still I can't turn any food down, I wonder what it tastes like

 and so as I had my terrific meal, we headed into the other room, it appears that it was the exit, and the star key was out way out of here, as we left the building me and Corneal sat down as had a meeting, So what have we found as myself and Corneal sat on the ground, I pull out of my pocket the strange round thing, Corneal looked at me and said, Ace I really think you hit the ice on this one, I do believe this is
a brilliant piece of work, I looked at him with a cheerful smile, yes I have to agree, just by my knowledge I think it is a fossilized cheerio, dating back to the early 1400's, Ace, Corneal whispered, I do believe your right, well done but we must crack on the night is closing in.
what will happen next? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Ace Foxtura Food Detective!